6.26.2008

Xran Investigates: Obama's Seal

Howdy Earthlings, I got a new investigative report, I don't explain anything this time, but I did do a fair bit of digging...

A lot of folks jumped on Democratic Candidate Barack Obama's brief use of a personalized presidential seal with a new slogan about possums or something. So now the Obama campaign is looking for a new seal for their candidate. I dug up some samples.

This is the one Obama himself wanted, but the campaign rejected it as too humble.

This one to appeal to "alternative lifestyles" was deemed to be "too alternative" even for Democrats.
One dedicated to a man who helped him with his political career, unrepentant bomber Bill Ayers.
This one was thought up by Obama after he watched "Pirates of the Carribean" on hotel pay-per-view.
This is what Obama calls his "bipartisan appeal seal" designed with the image of how he sees conservatives and welcoming them to vote for him.
This one is to illustrate the economic reaction to his tax plan, but was rejected for being too truthful.This one is a shout-out to his recent endorser...
This one salutes the Chicago voters who ensure ensure Democratic Party supremacy in his hometown...
What do you Earthlings think?

4 comments:

Chris in NC said...

Wonderful!

zoey said...

lmao.... that is so great!

Chris in NC said...

BTW, y'all helped inspire my latest on Beth's Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.
http://bamapachyderm.com/archives/2008/06/27/another-one-under-the-bus/

Not as good as Vox's I know, but hey, I tried. I'd do a trackback, but haven't figured that one out yet...

zoey said...

hi kids. i did a post today on this. here is the permalink: http://blatherings.blog.com/3260388/

hope you get some extra traffic!