TEKTAK- Hello puny Earthlings, time for another edition of Point-Counterpoint. I'm Tektak F. Mechanoid from the Right.
SNOTGLOB- And I'm Snotglob T. Mutant from the Left.
TEKTAK- First topic: British Christians, and I'm pretty sure that's both of them, are up in arms over a BBC crime drama which shows an innocent Muslim being beheaded by a Christian Fundamentalist.
SNOTGLOB- Why are they offended?
TEKTAK- Because Christians, even fundamentalists, don't normally behead people. In fact you'd be pretty hard pressed to find a case of Christian motivated decapitation of a Muslim in Britain.
SNOTGLOB- But Christians are all drooling psychopaths! I see it on TV all the time.
TEKTAK- Snotglob you ignorant hermaphrodite slut! White Christians are the only politically correct prejudice in the media and the fashionably atheists of the mainstream media leap into it with both feet. And to put some salt in the wound, the show in question claims to be "fact based" and "ripped from the headlines." WHAT HEADLINES?
SNOTGLOB- There are no headlines because Fox News won't report all those Christian decapitators.
TEKTAK- If this show was based on facts, instead of prejudices, they'd be doing stories on honour killings, kidnappings that end in torture and beheadings, rapes, bombings, and mass slaughters, all done in the name of a fundamentalist religion, and guess what, it's not being done by Christians.
SNOTGLOB- Talking about those facts are racist, and it's better to blame other, innocent people, rather than talk about the folks who really do it, because it will offend someone.
TEKTAK- I rest my case. Next topic: The mainstream media is trying to bury comment made by the Reverend Jesse Jackson when he said during an interview that he would like to "cut his [Barack Obama's] nuts off."
SNOTGLOB- It was a meaningless slip of the tongue.
TEKTAK- If a Republican said that it would be a national scandal.
SNOTGLOB- Yes, and it should, but it was said by a black Democrat, so that makes it okay.
TEKTAK- How?
SNOTGLOB- It just does.
TEKTAK- Of course this is the same media that also ignores successes in Iraq, and also buries the thorough debunking of the Mohammed Al Dura hoax, that has cost hundreds of lives. As long as it allows them to slag Republicans, the military, and Israel, the Media doesn't really care about truth.
SNOTGLOB- Why should it? It might help Republicans and Israel?
TEKTAK- Time for our final topic. Former White House Spokesman Tony Snow passed away this week. We at the MoxArgon Group send our condolences to his family and friends, and would also like to point out that many leftist sites have closed their comments sections to avoid the usual round of piggish and offensive comments that usually follow whenever anyone outside their political sphere dies. Of course that shows the two top elements of the political left, an absolute lack of taste, and a tendency to censorship, and in their spirit, I'm not going to let Snotglob say anything obnoxious, and just call it a wrap, and that we'll see you next time, and until then, stay on point.
SNOTGLOB- And I'm Snotglob T. Mutant from the Left.
TEKTAK- First topic: British Christians, and I'm pretty sure that's both of them, are up in arms over a BBC crime drama which shows an innocent Muslim being beheaded by a Christian Fundamentalist.
SNOTGLOB- Why are they offended?
TEKTAK- Because Christians, even fundamentalists, don't normally behead people. In fact you'd be pretty hard pressed to find a case of Christian motivated decapitation of a Muslim in Britain.
SNOTGLOB- But Christians are all drooling psychopaths! I see it on TV all the time.
TEKTAK- Snotglob you ignorant hermaphrodite slut! White Christians are the only politically correct prejudice in the media and the fashionably atheists of the mainstream media leap into it with both feet. And to put some salt in the wound, the show in question claims to be "fact based" and "ripped from the headlines." WHAT HEADLINES?
SNOTGLOB- There are no headlines because Fox News won't report all those Christian decapitators.
TEKTAK- If this show was based on facts, instead of prejudices, they'd be doing stories on honour killings, kidnappings that end in torture and beheadings, rapes, bombings, and mass slaughters, all done in the name of a fundamentalist religion, and guess what, it's not being done by Christians.
SNOTGLOB- Talking about those facts are racist, and it's better to blame other, innocent people, rather than talk about the folks who really do it, because it will offend someone.
TEKTAK- I rest my case. Next topic: The mainstream media is trying to bury comment made by the Reverend Jesse Jackson when he said during an interview that he would like to "cut his [Barack Obama's] nuts off."
SNOTGLOB- It was a meaningless slip of the tongue.
TEKTAK- If a Republican said that it would be a national scandal.
SNOTGLOB- Yes, and it should, but it was said by a black Democrat, so that makes it okay.
TEKTAK- How?
SNOTGLOB- It just does.
TEKTAK- Of course this is the same media that also ignores successes in Iraq, and also buries the thorough debunking of the Mohammed Al Dura hoax, that has cost hundreds of lives. As long as it allows them to slag Republicans, the military, and Israel, the Media doesn't really care about truth.
SNOTGLOB- Why should it? It might help Republicans and Israel?
TEKTAK- Time for our final topic. Former White House Spokesman Tony Snow passed away this week. We at the MoxArgon Group send our condolences to his family and friends, and would also like to point out that many leftist sites have closed their comments sections to avoid the usual round of piggish and offensive comments that usually follow whenever anyone outside their political sphere dies. Of course that shows the two top elements of the political left, an absolute lack of taste, and a tendency to censorship, and in their spirit, I'm not going to let Snotglob say anything obnoxious, and just call it a wrap, and that we'll see you next time, and until then, stay on point.
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