ATTENTION!
THIS IS BARACK OBAMA & I'M MAKING A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OFFER
EVERYTHING ABOUT ME MUST GO!
MY POSITIONS!
MY BELIEFS!
MY FRIENDS!
ALL UNDER THE BUS!
AND ALL IT WILL TAKE IS YOUR VOTE!
PUBLIC FINANCING!
GONE!
IRAQ WAR SURRENDER!
GONE!
MY CRAZY RADICAL FRIENDS!
GONE! GONE! GONE!
DON'T WORRY ABOUT JESSE JACKSON CUTTING MY NUTS OFF!
I DON'T HAVE ANY!
SAME WITH MY SPINE!
BEND ME, SHAPE ME, ANYWAY YOU WANT ME!
AS LONG AS YOU VOTE FOR ME!
I WILL TELLY YOU WANT YOU WANT TO HEAR!
THEN I WILL RULE THE WAY YOU DEEPLY FEAR!
SO GET OUT THERE AND VOTE EARLY AND VOTE OFTEN!
BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME!
I CAN
CHANGE!
THEN CHANGE BACK WHEN I WIN!
THIS IS BARACK OBAMA & I'M MAKING A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OFFER
EVERYTHING ABOUT ME MUST GO!
MY POSITIONS!
MY BELIEFS!
MY FRIENDS!
ALL UNDER THE BUS!
AND ALL IT WILL TAKE IS YOUR VOTE!
PUBLIC FINANCING!
GONE!
IRAQ WAR SURRENDER!
GONE!
MY CRAZY RADICAL FRIENDS!
GONE! GONE! GONE!
DON'T WORRY ABOUT JESSE JACKSON CUTTING MY NUTS OFF!
I DON'T HAVE ANY!
SAME WITH MY SPINE!
BEND ME, SHAPE ME, ANYWAY YOU WANT ME!
AS LONG AS YOU VOTE FOR ME!
I WILL TELLY YOU WANT YOU WANT TO HEAR!
THEN I WILL RULE THE WAY YOU DEEPLY FEAR!
SO GET OUT THERE AND VOTE EARLY AND VOTE OFTEN!
BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME!
I CAN
CHANGE!
THEN CHANGE BACK WHEN I WIN!
4 comments:
that was priceless.
Funny as hell and linked. Have a great night.
http://bamapachyderm.com/archives/2008/07/19/a-couple-funny-things-for-your-saturday-night/
Wonderfully wicked! I'm passing along a link to this page.
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