That's Offensive!

Greetings puny Earthlings, Remulak MoxArgon, your future Supreme Lord & Master here with an important REALITY CHECK.

I must warn you that the following image has deemed offensive by Britain's Muslim community.

It is shocking.

So you've been warned.

Last warning.

It's very, very, offensive.

The horror.

The horror.

The sheer unadulterated cute, cuddly horror of it all.

And I wonder how many threats of death are made, and how many are going to be carried out over this picture.

Now wonder why folks consider Islamophobia irrational?

Keep watching the skies, because we're watching you.


Anonymous said...

Hey, help me out there Moxargon Group.

I'm trying to earn my very own fartwa.

Now I can't have dogs or cats because of allergies so bad I'll swell up and die.

So I need a companion that really offends and shocks Islam.

A companion to my pot bellied pig.

His name, Mohammed.

Any suggestions?

Remulak MoxArgon said...

I think you've already earned a fatwa there, unless you're a secret shill for the Canadian Human Rights Show Trials.

I normally don't like anonymous comments, but I think it's best you stay anonymous. For your own security.

cmblake6 said...

Try a snake, maybe. Fuck those mooselips so very very much.

Wyatt Earp said...

Those sons of bitches! FATWA!!!

Anonymous said...

It is indeed funny that Muslims think dogs and pigs are 'unclean' when it's really the Muslims who are the filthy ones!

-- chicopanther