8.15.2008

News of the Earth!

Greetings puny Earthlings, just a few thoughts....

-Some folks are accusing the Chinese of pawning off underage gymnasts in the Beijing Olympics. I know I got suspicious when a foetus won gold on the balance beam.

-Canada is getting a porn channel that promises a minimum of 50% Canadian content. It's not much different than American porn, it just takes longer for them to undress. With all them layers of woollens and all.

-Russia started marching through Georgia this week. When asked for comment Barack Obama said that it was proof that George W. Bush didn't care about black people living in Atlanta.

- Hunters claim to have a dead Bigfoot. I suspect that they just shot Xran's cousin Zrod. He's gonna be pissed.

That's all for now, keep watching the skies, because we're watching you.

1 comment:

jpm100 said...

Canadian taste in Porn.

I shudder at the thought.