Greetings puny Earthlings, just a few thoughts....
-Some folks are accusing the Chinese of pawning off underage gymnasts in the Beijing Olympics. I know I got suspicious when a foetus won gold on the balance beam.
-Canada is getting a porn channel that promises a minimum of 50% Canadian content. It's not much different than American porn, it just takes longer for them to undress. With all them layers of woollens and all.
-Russia started marching through Georgia this week. When asked for comment Barack Obama said that it was proof that George W. Bush didn't care about black people living in Atlanta.
- Hunters claim to have a dead Bigfoot. I suspect that they just shot Xran's cousin Zrod. He's gonna be pissed.
That's all for now, keep watching the skies, because we're watching you.
1 comment:
Canadian taste in Porn.
I shudder at the thought.
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