I am Barack Obama & I approve this message


(Democratic Presidential Candidate)

Greetings loyal minions in the media.

I have deigned to come down from Mount Obamus to pass on my latest message of hopeism and changeitude.

Now sit back and bask in the glorious wisdom and awe inspiring power that is me...

Get it?

McCain's old.

He's so old he doesn't even do e-mail.

Sure, he can't actually type e-mails because of the crippling and savage beating he received at the hands of his North Vietnamese communist captors, and that he actually dictates his personal e-mails to his wife who types them for him, but that's not the case.

McCain doesn't do his own typing.

Is that the kind of man we want in control of the nuclear button?

You know who also didn't type his own e-mails?


It's true. He didn't even have e-mails.

Now I'm going to give you a quick preview of what my new ad campaign will be...
That'll show McCain to have painful chronic injuries!

Vote for me!


Anonymous said...

You know, there's a reason I will not, under any circumstances, vote for Obama.

He's a racist, Jew-hating, Communist-loving, vote-stealing, gun grabbing, Chicago Daley machine Democrat/Marxist.

So, if Obama and his minions call me names, should I really give a rat's patoot about them, or just relieve them of their need for wasting oxygen?

Anonymous said...

You can believe on whatever you want to believe, duddah, but Hussein and Demon-crats are winning this election by whopping-ass landslide. And I am talking about 370 electoral votes, 62 senators filibuster-proof majority, 270 House seats, and, as a consequence, 4 communist new supreme court justices. So, what can we do about that? NOTHING. Because, McTard and Soccer-mom Palin are the worst ticket we could get. So, now tooooo late! I wish I had Romney and Huckabee, but we had not, so Canada here I go...