10.22.2008

The Following People Are Black

Greetings puny Earthlings.

The Barack Obama campaign, the arbiters of the English language, have declared that the word "socialist" is a code word for "black."

So in keeping with the belief that the media holds that everything Obama says is gospel truth, the following people, all self-proclaimed socialists, are now officially black.
KARL MARX

FRIEDERICH ENGELS

VLADIMIR LENIN

JOSEPH STALIN

ADOLPH HITLER

EUGENE V. DEBS

&
MAO TSE-TUNG

And to think, all this time I thought they were Germans, Russians, White American, and Chinese, because they looked so German, Russian, White American and Chinese. If there's one thing Barack Obama's campaign has taught us it's that appearances, and historical records can be decieving. Just look at his claims of bipartisanship. Not a single instance of bipartisan action in his entire life, yet there he is heralded as the great uniter. You see, trust nothing of what you see.

Keep watching the skies, because we're watching you.

9 comments:

LGD said...

Brilliant riposte, Your Imperial Majesty!

Hello Birdy said...

I can see the connection ...

Socialist don't like to work for
their money either.

They also like the state to raise their kids. (or a village of some sort)

And I'll bet socialists love BBQ chicken and watermelon a lot too.

Wyatt Earp said...

Great article. Now I have to go get some coffee. I like it "socialist."

Remulak MoxArgon said...

Play nice Hello Birdy.

I don't care for Earthling stereotypes.

Especially since I love BBQ more than anyone puny Earthling.

:p

Chris in NC said...

Oh, please. You're all a bunch of racists for even thinking bad things about his most holy Barack. He'll forgive you if you send him some campaign cash to cleanse your guilt though...

Anonymous said...

Wow... Looks like someone needs to look up socialism in a dictionary.

Melea said...

socialists? nice education.

Anonymous said...

Hitler was not a socialist!

Anonymous said...

Hitler wasn't socialist, he was far-right politician, or other word fascist!!!