The Following People Are Black

Greetings puny Earthlings.

The Barack Obama campaign, the arbiters of the English language, have declared that the word "socialist" is a code word for "black."

So in keeping with the belief that the media holds that everything Obama says is gospel truth, the following people, all self-proclaimed socialists, are now officially black.

KARL MARX

FRIEDERICH ENGELS

VLADIMIR LENIN

JOSEPH STALIN

ADOLPH HITLER

EUGENE V. DEBS

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MAO TSE-TUNG

And to think, all this time I thought they were Germans, Russians, White American, and Chinese, because they looked so German, Russian, White American and Chinese. If there's one thing Barack Obama's campaign has taught us it's that appearances, and historical records can be decieving. Just look at his claims of bipartisanship. Not a single instance of bipartisan action in his entire life, yet there he is heralded as the great uniter. You see, trust nothing of what you see.

Keep watching the skies, because we're watching you.