2.04.2009

The Leftist Mind: Why Stimulate?

Greetings puny Earthlings. It's time to take another dip into the snake-pit of the Leftist Mind. Today I'm going to talk about this so-called "stimulus" boondoggle. Now I'm not going to the take it apart earmark by earmark, but instead tell you why it is so important to Leftists.

1. THEY MUST ALWAYS APPEAR TO BE DOING SOMETHING. Now this is true of just about all politicians, but with Leftists it is an essential part of their belief system, especially when it's obvious that doing something will make things much worse than just doing nothing. This is because...

2. THEY BELIEVE THAT THE ONLY SOLUTIONS ARE GOVERNMENT SOLUTIONS. No one can do anything for themselves in the mind of the Leftist. To them, only the state can be permitted to do anything. Naturally that state must be led by a politically pure elite. And that elite needs the stimulus, because...

3. THE LEFTIST WILL DO ANYTHING FOR POWER. Take a look at the stimulus, and realize that mere pennies on the dollar will be going to infrastructure (something needed, that creates jobs) while hundreds of billions get pissed away on pet projects that achieve nothing but give fat payoffs to the political flacks, hacks, and ballot box stuffers that got them elected. They need to do those payoffs because since they have no new ideas, or even functioning ideas, they need those people to distort the national debate by slandering their political opponents as evil incarnate. And they don't worry about getting the money for these payoffs because...

4. THE LEFTIST DOESN'T WORRY ABOUT THE COST. Just look at Obama's cabinet choices. It's obvious that they don't worry about the tax burden, because they don't pay their damn taxes.

Keep watching the skies, because we're watching you.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Once again making me proud to be part of the universe you rule.

Also I am glad you are back to articles on a regular basis:)