Reality Check

Greetings puny Earthlings. It's Remulak MoxArgon here, and it's time to cash some REALITY CHECKS.


Well, it's long been wondered what the Democrats would do if they held both the Presidency and Congress, and now we know.

They will go bug-shit crazy.

I mean I've seen some tax and spend policies in my time, but this whole bogus "stimulus" boondoggle is on a level I have never seen before, and I've visited the planet Taxspendofrax.

I guess the best way to sum it up is to bastardize Churchill:
Never has so much been paid by so many to please so few, and achieve so little.

And the Democratics are just choking on their own mad glee at being able to completely cripple the economy, force Euro-style socialism on America, all the while fattening the bank accounts of their political cronies.

Of course anyone who opposes them is promptly accused of "doing nothing" for the economy, completely forgetting it was government interference that caused the recession in the first place. This "stimulus" can only succeed in making things worse.

Of course when that happens they'll start campaigning to rewrite the Constitution so Obama can have unlimited terms to keep "fixing" things.


Well, Obama's living up to my greatest fear of him, rapidly transforming from the messiah of "hopechange" into Jimmy Carter without the spine.

He went on El Arabiya TV, declared that his administration will stop "dictating" to the Middle East, spoke fondly of Middle Eastern dictators, and made Iran's Ahmadinejad feel more empowered than a Major League slugger on a steroid binge.

And it's not just foreign policy.

His blind support for this "stimulus" bamboozle-palooza shows that if Washington DC was one big prison, he'd be Nancy Pelosi's bitch.

Obama was elected to lead the country to a magical realm of hope and change, and he's basically become the political equivalent of a jellyfish.

Keep watching the skies, because we're watching you.

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