2.05.2009

REALITY CHECK: The Only Thing You Have To Fear...


Greetings puny Earthlings.

Boy, how does it feel to be so scared all the time?

I don't know how you can live with it.

And it seems that your leaders love it so much, they keep trying to get you scared all the time. Like Nancy Pelosi in this video...



Now for most people I would just assume that her tongue got tangled trying to decide whether or not to say "half a million" or "five hundred thousand," but since this is Nancy Pelosio, I have a creeping suspicion that she meant to say that.

And let's look at your newly minted President declaring that if the Democrats "spendulus" bill isn't made into law, the country will spin into a permanent Great Depression that it will never recover from.

Now I know this whole boondoggle and the people behind it are full of shazznips.

Because why would he ignore the one concrete law of economics (everything changes with ups and downs) and try to scare the bejesus out of everyone unless this "stimulus" was nothing but a scam. It works for the Global Warming propheteers, so why not the self-stimulators of congress.

Well, let me tell you something about fear.

There is only one thing you have to fear.

ME

And I have a low tolerance for grandstanding fearmongering horseshit.

Keep watching the skies, because we're watching you.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Dumber than soap? That would be insulting to the soap.