He's Just Not That Into A Special Relationship...

(former PM of Great Britain)

Greetings to all you who dwell in the land of the living. In case you don't know who I am, meaning you attended government run schools in the last ten years, I was the Prime Minister of Great Britain during World War 2. And it was during this war that I forged what became known as the special relationship between Britain, and the United States of America.

That special relationship was an alliance born from a shared heritage of language, culture, constitutional government, and individual liberty.

I guess all those thing don't really matter to your new president Barack Obama, he is apparently not that into the UK as you yanks are fond of saying, and the signs are quite obvious...

First, he returned the gift of a sculpture of me to Britain, how rude. Apparently he didn't care for having someone who actually made decisions instead of pawning them off on Nancy Pelosi looking at him.

Second, he rudely treats my successor Gordon Brown with cancelled press conferences, and the gift of a DVD box set, though filled with lovely enough movies, can't be played in British DVD machines. And this is after Brown goes to all the trouble of giving Obama a gift symbolic of the fight of free peoples against the scourge of human enslavement.

Now I know Brown is a Labour Prime Minister, but that is not an excuse for such shoddy gifts, and dreadfully rude behaviour. Besides, if you were going to give Brown a movie, give him a copy of Fitna, because I'm pretty sure he hasn't seen it yet.

Of course President Obama isn't above giving large gifts. In fact he's currently giving trillions to his political allies in the form of "stimulus" and he's more than willing to give $900 million to the Palestinians of Gaza, the very same people who gleefully danced on their streets on 9.11.2001.

And let's not forget that he's perfectly willing to give away the defense of allies like Poland in order to win a winsome smile from an petty autocrat like Vladimir Putin.

I wonder what boons he will dispense upon the theocrats of Iran in a vain attempt to ease their lust for the blood of innocents?

The mind reels at the possibilities.

I just hope that the last gift Barack Obama gives the world doesn't resemble a mushroom cloud over a major city.

God help you all.

So I guess, what I'm trying to say is that Obama really doesn't care about America's friends,

1 comment:

KurtP said...

The only thing Obama cares about is Obama.

I just wonder how long it will take his fanbois in the media to figure that out.