News of the Earth!!

Hi Earthlings.

We haven't done one of these in a mogak's age, so I've decided to jump in and actually contribute to this blog once in a while.

1. Former newspaper publisher Conrad Black has been granted the right to appeal to his conviction. I think this time he should be allowed to show that his accusers destroyed a company that prospered when he was supposedly stealing.

2. Joe Biden gave away the location of his secret vice-presidential bunker. I won't give away the location, because Al Qaida's probably got it marked as a favourite on Google Earth. I swear, if he gets any dumber, he will officially be declared a mineral.

3. The Obama Administration's pet poodles in the mainstream media are attacking Dick Cheney, calling him "evil," a "stalker," and a dozen other names for daring to criticize the messiah. Yet none seem to successfully refute his arguments.

4. Nancy Pelosi's having a tizzy over torture. I don't know why, she only just declared herself a co-conspirator in her plan to criminalize the Bush administration.

Anyway, that's all for today, sorry for the light posting, but we're all very busy lately.

1 comment:

cmblake6 said...

Oh dear, where to start. Bah! Do I detect a touch of burnout? Y'all aren't feeling defeated are you?