8.16.2009

A Decree To My Minions!

Greetings puny Earthlings. Remulak MoxArgon here and I have a tactical command for my obedient minion in their ongoing battle over the Obamacare debacle. President Obama is holding his own "town hall" meetings where properly photogenic people can ask him all about how wonderful he, and his plans, are, and how he's going to save America from the big mean racists waving mythical swastikas around.

Well, let's stop calling these carefully staged events "town halls."

Town halls are where citizens and politicians gather to debate issues.

Obama's appearances are not debates.

So I decree that these events get a more accurate name.

I hereby declare these meeting to be GREENHOUSES.

Why?

Because they're full of PLANTS.

Now spread the word, and keep watching the skies, because we're watching you.

2 comments:

Chris in NC said...

That's a good one. Needed a laugh today, thanks.

Thomas Smith said...

Plants AND vegetables :)

Word Verification "PROGRO" Hah!