Greetings puny Earthlings. Time to take another look at the wide world of douchebaggery so here we go.

DEMOCRATS: Congratulations, your strategy of calling anyone and everyone who disagrees with you on socialized health-care "racist," "ignorant," "Nazis," and a whole myriad of other petty slanders is really paying off. Your beloved Messiah's ratings are plunging faster than a greased rock climber, and all in defense of a bill that none of you have even read.

Well here's a question. If none of you have read it, the WHO THE HELL WROTE IT?

Oh, right, lobbyists and your money people.

And don't get me started on all that class warfare bullshit.

YALE UNIVERSITY: The nutless wonders who run Yale University have displayed a new low in the field of moral cowardice by censoring the Danish Mohamed cartoons, from A BOOK ABOUT THE DANISH MOHAMED CARTOONS. What's next, are they going to excise all references to the Holocaust from their history texts because it might offend the sensibilities of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad? Or perhaps remove all references to the failures and atrocities of socialism for fear of offending Hugo Chavez or Fidel Castro's zombie?

I know the modern western university is more about feelings than facts, but Yale is officially full of shit.

SHOWTIME NETWORK: For wasting millions of dollars and hours of air-time for Oliver Stone to produce the "Secret History of America." Why not just air the combined writings of the Unabomber, Charles Manson, and the homeless guy who lives behind the 7-11 in Fairfax.

WARREN BUFFET: The sage of Omaha came down from his mountain of cash and declared that the massively bloating federal debt is a threat to the value of the American dollar and the economy in general. Well, no shit Sherlock, then why did you, and your other billionaire friends drop millions on the candidate who so far has accomplished nothing but bloat the debt like Kirstie Alley at a buffet.

You made this bed, or to be more exact, you paid for this bed, so you have to lie in it.

So if you find yourself on this list, it means that...

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