8.10.2009

THAT'S UN-AMERICAN!!

A SPECIAL JOINT
GUEST COMMENTARY
BY

REP. NANCY PELOSI
(Speaker of the House D-Frisco)
&
REP. STENY HOYER
(D-Ementia)

Hello, to our fellow Democrats and we guess it's hello to the rest of you who didn't vote for us in the last election.

Now a lot of the jackbooted Talk Radio Racists, Fox-News Nazis, and Blog Bastards are going to be attacking us with their swastikas because of an article we wrote calling the people who are opposed to the Obamacare Plan "un-American.

We will not apologize. Just because people vote doesn't mean they know what's good for them. It's a fact. Which is why you need great minds like us, Joe Biden, and our glorious Messiah President Barack Obama (all hail his glorious name) to guide you to do the right thing by controlling every aspect of your life and even your death.

And it's in the spirit of that belief that we must tell you what constitutes being American, and being Un-American.

So here's the list:

Dissent against a Republican government- American

Dissent against a Democrat government- Un-American

Wanting America to be defeated by radical Islamic terrorists- American

Wanting Grandma to live beyond their state-allotted time- Un-American

Handing over health care to same people behind the DMV- American

Wanting to maintain control over your own health care- Un-American

Speaking your mind when you don't agree with Republicans- American

Speaking your mind when you don't agree with Democrats- Un-American

Reporting on the political beliefs of fellow Americans for punishment by the state - American

Putting foreign terrorists under surveillance- Un-American

If someone you know is Un-American, than be sure to report them to flag@whitehouse.gov, so we can begin a campaign of federally sanctioned intimidation against them, including IRS audits, wire-tapping, harassment by ACORN, and the hacking of their computers by the FBI and Secret Service.

So click on this picture, and pass it around. It's the most important message you will ever see.
Also, failure to pass the message around will result in you being flagged as Un-American, and you don't want to be Un-American, do you?


-Nancy Pelosi
Steny Hoyer

1 comment:

Muslims Against Sharia said...

Trailer Trash Bill Warner Has Enlisted in the White House Internet Snitch Brigade

Ever since the White House announced the creation of its Internet Snitch Brigade (flag@whitehouse.gov), Americans were waiting for Insane P.I. Bill Warner to join it. And today it finally happened! In "ASSASSINATE BARACK OBAMA PLOTS INCREASE TO 10 RACIST RIGHT WING BLOGGERS FUEL WHITE SUPREMISTS (sic.) SECRET SERVICE SHUT EM DOWN by Bill Warner investigator," Warner writes:

"The US Secret Service so needs to investigate "Muslims Against Sharia by Khalim Massoud and Pamela Geller for her Anti-American racist activities on her website, which she operates out of her Manhattan NY apartment, and her incitement to hate by others and the possible murder of President Barack Obama.

Contact flag@whitehouse.gov and provide information for websites that promote hate and or attacks against the President of the United States Barack Obama.U.S.
Secret Service
New York City Office
335 Adams Street
32nd Floor
Brooklyn, NY 11201
Telephone: (718) 840-1000"

After pretending to file various lawsuits and complaints with the FBI, USSS, County Court, etc., Insane P.I. Bill Warner decided to employ another tactic. He wants the Internet Snitch Brigade to do his dirty work, to defame people who dare to disagree with Warner's demented rants. Could this trailer trash be more of a Nazi?

http://insanepi.blogspot.com/

PS
We offer our sincere apologies to trailer trash for comparing them with Bill Warner.