9.13.2009

What Did ACORN Do Wrong? (NSFW)

A SPECIAL GUEST
COMMENTARY BY
KING BISQUIK
Spokesman for the Personal Interaction Management Professional Association or
P.I.M.P. ASS.

Wha'dup dawgs, what's a crack a lackin?

Let me tell you what's whack, them mutha-fuckers messing up my homies at ACORN with all their hidden camera shit.

Those douchebags got all high and mighty telling everyone that ACORN was bad, ACORN was corrupt, and all because they walked in and videotaped some ACORN workers in Baltimore and Washington helping them figure out ways to lie to banks and get the money to open a brothel for underage hoes from El Salvador.

My question is WHY ARE ALL YOU GETTING YOUR PANTIES IN A TWIST?

What did ACORN do wrong?

All that I saw was a couple of entrepreneurs trying get score some ducats for their small business, and those friendly folks at ACORN trying to help.

What's the mutha-fuckin' problem?

It's such an egregious and outrageous act of injustice, that for the first time in my life, I actually endorse the Maryland state prosecutor's office pursuing criminal charges against them hidden camera mutha-fuckers. It's a fucking restraint of fucking trade, and I'm not talking about the rough trade that fucks with restraints. Those so-called "reporters" just cost me the help I need to get my grant from HUD to build my dream,
King Bisquix's Rub & Tug Palace.

Plus, because of them I can't get the twelve Thai girls in the basement of my crack-house counted as voting-age American citizens under an ACORN run census. Sure, most of them have quite a few years to go before they're legal for that, or anything, but it's not like they'd be doing the voting anyway.

At least I can rest assured that ACORN's homie Obama will get his health care plan passed, so Uncle Sam will pony up the dough to make sure my bitches get their shots when their pee starts burning. Because I have to pay for the dope to get them on the street and making me money, it's about time Uncle Sam starting pulling his mutha-fucking weight.

Now do what you're told and leave ACORN alone!

Don't make me break out my pimp hand!

1 comment:

Hello Birdy said...

ACORN's trenches are filled with Jemimahs just like the ones who were videoed giving tons of illegal advise to street a pimp and his hoe.

OBAMA is ACORN ... and his ACORNS have come home to roost.