AREALITY
CHECK
BY
REMULAK
MOXARGON
(ABSOLUTE RULER OF THE KNOWN UNIVERSE)
Greetings puny Earthlings.
I have a question.
Is it just me, or do the members of ACORN featured in recent exposes covered by Andrew Breitbart's Big Government.Com and Fox News strike you as not only corrupt, but not very bright?
I mean come on, Ichabod Crane, dressed like a reject from the Huggy-Bear look-a-like contest, struts into the office with Miss Healthy Corn-Fed 2009, claim to be a pimp and his "ho" and ACORN buys it wholesale.
The fact that ACORN would be willing to assist a pimp set up a brothel where underage illegal aliens are forced to rent out their bodies to assorted lowlifes didn't shock me. Come on, this the 21st Century version of Tammany Hall, no illegality is too low for them to go.
What shocked me was that the "street level" ACORN workers would lack street smarts and fall for such an obvious ruse.
Maybe it's my massive super-intelligent alien brain, whose IQ is beyond your puny comprehension, let alone calculation, but I'm pretty sure my newborn nephew, who still thinks pooping in his pants is the height of decorum, would smell a narc a mile away.
But you see, this is what happens when you try to run a criminal organization with ideology as the main requirement for hiring. Hating America and all that it stands for isn't enough when you're running a racket, you have to be have the ability to see a trap when it's right in front of your stupid eyes.
Boss Tweed wouldn't have fallen for that one, but it looks like his heirs only got his chutzpah, but not his cunning.
Keep watching the skies, because we're watching you.
I have a question.
Is it just me, or do the members of ACORN featured in recent exposes covered by Andrew Breitbart's Big Government.Com and Fox News strike you as not only corrupt, but not very bright?
I mean come on, Ichabod Crane, dressed like a reject from the Huggy-Bear look-a-like contest, struts into the office with Miss Healthy Corn-Fed 2009, claim to be a pimp and his "ho" and ACORN buys it wholesale.
The fact that ACORN would be willing to assist a pimp set up a brothel where underage illegal aliens are forced to rent out their bodies to assorted lowlifes didn't shock me. Come on, this the 21st Century version of Tammany Hall, no illegality is too low for them to go.
What shocked me was that the "street level" ACORN workers would lack street smarts and fall for such an obvious ruse.
Maybe it's my massive super-intelligent alien brain, whose IQ is beyond your puny comprehension, let alone calculation, but I'm pretty sure my newborn nephew, who still thinks pooping in his pants is the height of decorum, would smell a narc a mile away.
But you see, this is what happens when you try to run a criminal organization with ideology as the main requirement for hiring. Hating America and all that it stands for isn't enough when you're running a racket, you have to be have the ability to see a trap when it's right in front of your stupid eyes.
Boss Tweed wouldn't have fallen for that one, but it looks like his heirs only got his chutzpah, but not his cunning.
Keep watching the skies, because we're watching you.
2 comments:
I am not surprised they lack street smarts, if they had any street smarts they would take up comparably honest professions like pimp and ho. The more skilled and entrepreneurial of them even show willingness to change trades and start a promising career in the lucrative world of child rape for profit.
However why did the husband whacking ex ho didn’t catch on remains a mystery, obvious alcoholism combined with advanced stages of syphilis are the only reasons I can come up with.
I mean come on, Ichabod Crane, dressed like a reject from the Huggy-Bear look-a-like contest, struts into the office with Miss Healthy Corn-Fed 2009, claim to be a pimp and his "ho" and ACORN buys it wholesale.
Make a person wonder what the brain-trust at ACORN sees on a daily basis to feel that comfortable to behave in such a stupidly corrupt manner.
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