Ask The ArgonMox Group!

NEGULAK: Greetings mighty Earthlings!

It is I, you're new Supreme Ruler of the Unknown Universe Negulak ArgonMox!

That's right, not only have I defeated your precious Remulak and his hordes, I have also swiped his Blogger password!

All must kneel before NEGULAK!

Well, it looks like you have some questions, so as your new Lord & Master, I'm going to answer them.

Now since most of my minions are busy conquering this tiny Universe, I only have the token idiot from my dimension's Counterpoint / Point Show, SpotBob T. Normal.

SPOTBOB: Hi, how are all you Earth people doing.

NEGULAK: Let's look at the questions.
Chris in NC asked: What do you think of sending Obama to the North Pole and making him sit on an egg after he loses in 2012?
NEGULAK: That would be horrible. Obama is the leader of the free world, and by virtue of his election, his race, and his brilliant policies the most incredible leader you ever had, who is always right, will be re-elected in 2012 by a grateful nation, and anyone who questions anything about him is racist, plain and simple.

SPOTBOB: Well, I disagree--

NEGULAK: SpotBob you ignorant one gendered slut! Will you shut the hell up with your idiocy.


NEGULAK: Next question.
Chris in NC asked: Will a movie that mocked Obama (even for just one scene) make hundreds of millions of dollars or do we need to wait another year for that?
NEGULAK: Hopefully such racist trash will be righteously savaged by the critics, or at least deliberately censored by the morally upright people of Hollywood.
Chris in NC asked: What do you think of the decision to try the terrorists in New York? How would you have handled it?
NEGULAK: It's better than actually following the constitution and legal precedent that puts those poor innocent Freedom Fighters under the threat of death by a military tribunal, and it has the added bonuses of exposing national security secrets, putting the CIA on trial, and giving a Democrat judge the chance to set them free because those CIA meanies waterboarded them. Personally, I wouldn't have tried them at all, because I mean America had to have done something to deserve mass murder of its civilians.
Chris in NC asked: Plus, ya know I'm going to beg and plead for another of your best Billie Piper pictures.
NEGULAK: Here's the sexiest one I have:
NEGULAK: Someone put saltpeter in my cappuccino, I'm feeling warm in the secret spots.
blackhawk12151 asked: What are the top 5 most important events that have happened on our world during your absence?
NEGULAK: Let's see, since I'm new to this dimension I might have missed a few things. Oh, I'll say:

1. Iran getting closer to getting an A-bomb to terrorize the Middle East in the name of a pre-Medieval theocracy.

2. Obama winning the Nobel Prize. A magical moment.

3. The Democrats finally adding trillions to the debt, which is the only thing that will save the US economy from evil small business people.

4. The horrible injustice being visited upon that poor Malik Nidal Hasan who faces evil Texas justice simply because he protested against the racist wars of US Imperialism.

5. The terrible punishment the Mainstream media is getting for sharing to the world the unbiased truth of just how wonderful Barack Obama really is.
blackhawk12151 asked: Also, perhaps you could have Xran explain why Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize. I am still trying to wrap my feeble human brain around that one.
NEGULAK: RanX isn't here today, but I will explain it. Obama won for being born the greatest man history has ever seen, and anyone who questions that is racist.
Random Walker asked: How low do Odumbo’s popularity has to drop before Hitlery Reset Clinton quits? If she considers running again what would be a good time for her to stab him in the back? Would mediots crucify her or would they jump ship with her?
NEGULAK: Listen you racist, Obama's modest dip in popularity is simply because of the evil propaganda of racist like you and at Fox News. I'm sure Hillary acknowledges Obama's greatness and will a model of loyalty for all time.
Random Walker asked: Are Snotglob and Varos still douches in that parallel universe you’ve been fighting?
NEGULAK: Yes. They have the racist temerity to question Obama's policy decisions. If that doesn't make them disgusting racist teabaggers, I don't know.

REMULAK: Excuse me.

NEGULAK: What are you doing here? We defeated you!

REMULAK: Defeated me? I destroyed your fleet, and your armies. All the other members of your little inner circle are dead.

NEGULAK: Yes, in the Negaverse the one that gets beaten the worst is the winner.

REMULAK: You ain't in the Negaverse anymore Dorothy.


NEGULAK: Aaaaaaaaggghhhhh!

SPOTBOB: You vaporized him!

REMULAK: Want to be next?

SPOTBOB: Nope, I got an appointment back in the Negaverse, see you later.


REMULAK: Sorry Earthlings. We hope to have everything back to normal in the next few days. Thanks for your questions and keep watching the skies, because we're watching you. And here's a little palate cleanser for Chris in NC...


Porkchop said...

I'm sorry i missed this version of Ask the MoxArgon Group, but i am glad you are back Remulak and crew... i was starting to worry

Anonymous said...

Ahh Billie!!!

irish19 said...

What Anonymous said.