The Worst Person In The World!

Good evening America. Keith Olbermann here, you may know me as the MSNBC host who is slightly less manly than Rachel Maddow. I've come to this cesspool of a blog to tell you who is the
WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD FOR ALL TIME!!

This person is not a third world dictator making nuclear weapons to slaughter millions of Israelis, he's not a terrorist plotting to attack this country, nor is this person a so-called "activist" engaging in widespread political corruption, social decay, and criminal activity under the guise of "social justice."

No, the WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD FOR ALL TIME IS...

THE AMERICAN VOTER

That's right, the American Voter is responsible for all the problems of the planet. They start wars, impose unjust laws, watch Fox News, & above all
ARE TOO STUPID FOR THEIR OWN GOOD!
If the American Voter had the sort of brains found in people like me, or Chris Matthews, or the awe-inspiring genius of a Barack Obama, they would accept that the people in the White House, specifically Democrats, not only know better than them, but know what is best for them.
But the American Voter is by its nature a stupid creature. It elected George W. Bush twice, plunging this nation into an era of fascist darkness that only the healing touch of the great light-bringer Barack Obama can dispel.
So it's time for drastic action in order to save democracy, and take it away from those too stupid to use it properly. I'm talking about those evil racist Tea-baggers, Christians, pro-Israel Jews, and those who don't think that the same people who run the DMV, Amtrak, and the Post Office are the perfect people to run their health care.

If I knew any history, I'd say that it's time for a return of Woodrow Wilson's American Protective League, who during WWI, harassed, arrested, and detained American citizens, in blatant violation of the constitution.
But I, like most MSNBC hosts, know nothing about history, so I didn't just say that.
What needs to be done to save America, and democracy, is to eliminate partisan differences, by eliminating any political party that's racist enough to disagree with the great and glorious Obama administration.
IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOU FROM YOURSELVES!!

Goodnight.