3.28.2010

The Olbermann Report: Dissent Is The Lowest Form of Terrorism

Good evening America. It's me, Keith Olbermann, America's only true voice of reason. I'm here to tell you about a wave of pure, distilled evil that is sweeping over this wretched cess-pit of a country.
I'm talking about those EVIL TEA-BAGGING FASCISTS, who are ALL, and I mean EACH & EVERY ONE OF THEM, THREATENING BRUTAL SLAUGHTER & USING VILE RACIST SLURS against the saintly politicians of the Democratic Party who are giving them the gift of government controlled health care.
These people must be stopped! The rights of free speech and free assembly must be taken away from these sociopath maniacs BEFORE MORE PEOPLE ARE SLAUGHTERED BY THESE ROAMING LYNCH MOBS OF RACIST HATRED!!
Of course I use the figure of speech "slaughtered by roaming lynch mobs of racial hatred" in the metaphorical sense, because no one has actually been hurt, let alone killed, and no one has yet to find a recording of the racist language, but that doesn't matter.
What matters is that these people are dissenting from the state. Dissent is the lowest form of terrorism known to humanity. They must know that it is a wonderful thing that the Federal government is going to seize control of their health care and make it as efficient as the DMV, or the Postal Service.
The Democrats are giving this nation a debt that will cripple it for generations to come for it's own goddamn good, and these tea bagging retards are just too... um... retarded to see it. Which is why we must suppress these Tea-Baggers who are all issuing death threats against politicians in an unprecedented wave of political violence.
Of course I use that figure of speech metaphorically. I mean a few threatening phone calls and notes, a politician's relative having car trouble, and some yelling at protest are pretty much isolated incidents, and really don't compare to the unreported violence committed by Leftists physically attacking delegates and their vehicles at the 2008 Republican convention, the shots fired at the office of Republican Representative Eric Cantor, or even the more numerous threats received by flip-flopper Bart Stupak for not supporting Obamacare. But this is MSNBC, and we're the news network where if the facts don't match our agenda, we ignore them.
So take my advice America, just shut up, accept the Democrat's unconstitutional grab of 1/6 of the nation's economy, the crippling debt, and the inevitable skyrocketing taxes. This is all part of making America equal to a truly great nation, like Belgium. Because if you dare to speak your mind....

YOU'RE AN EVIL RACIST FASCIST!

PS: Bill O'Reilly is Hitler. Goodnight.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

The word "douchebag" was specifically meant for Olbermann. What a disgusting, vile creature. I can't even call him a "meatsack" because he's not filled with meat. He's filled with feces!

chicopanther

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