3.01.2011

XRAN XPLAINS: PUBLIC SECTOR UNIONS

Hello Earthlings! It's your buddy Xran here, back from a long piracy expedition to the Gafulax Galaxy and I'm going to simplify the complicated after they've been complicated by the simple.

Today's topic:

PUBLIC SECTOR UNIONS!

This is...
FRANKLIN DELANO ROOSEVELT
He was a very liberal President, but he opposed the unionization of
CIVIL SERVANTS
&
TEACHERS
Because he thought they should stay out of
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POLITICS
because
UNIONS
can't resist getting involved in corrupting
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POLITICIANS
but
FDR
didn't leave them with nothing, since there were

LAWS
protecting their jobs and their rights

This seemed okay until
JOHN F. KENNEDY
he signed an executive order to allow
CIVIL SERVANTS
&
TEACHERS
to form
UNIONS

WHY?

Because
PRIVATE SECTOR UNIONS
are shrinking that means
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UNION BOSSES
need fresh sources of
CASH &
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POLITICAL POWER
So unions like these:
collect lots of
UNION DUES
essentially paid for by
TAXPAYERS
which are then given to the
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UNION KINGPINS
to give to their
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FAVORITE POLITICIANS
who are all
DEMOCRATS
the
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UNION BOSSES
also tell their members
WHO TO VOTE FOR
& to show up for
UNION SANCTIONED PROTESTS
all in support of the
DEMOCRATS THEY ARE IN BED WITH
who plan to expand the size of government creating more
CIVIL SERVANTS
to unionize who blindly obey the commands of their
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UNION BOSSES
and keep the
DEMOCRATS
in power for perpetuity even if it makes the country go
BROKE

I hope that clears things up for you.

4 comments:

Janus said...

I had already figured this one out. But thanks for the visual aids. I think it will help when arguing this with those who are so cluelessly liberal that it isn't funny.

Porkchop said...

FINALLY!... loved the last article but was sick of seeing it at the top of the site day after day.

Good job as always Xran

irish19 said...

Well done. Very succinct, and I totally agree about the visuals.

cmblake6 said...

Righteous, Xran. Well put!