Greetings puny Earthlings, while the others are recovering from last night's trip to Earth, I've scored a scoop.I've discovered the real source for all the nuclear know-how Iran and North Korea are showing.
It's not the Russians.
It's not the A.Q. Khan network of Pakistan.
IT'S THIS BOOK!
You know, I never trusted that bastard Dagwood. All that snoozing and eating giant sandwiches seemed mighty suspicious to me.
You know, I never trusted that bastard Dagwood. All that snoozing and eating giant sandwiches seemed mighty suspicious to me.
1 comment:
The NYT stole your scoop and replaced "Dagwood" with "Iraq."
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