11.01.2006

Nuclear Secrets Revealed!

Greetings puny Earthlings, while the others are recovering from last night's trip to Earth, I've scored a scoop.

I've discovered the real source for all the nuclear know-how Iran and North Korea are showing.

It's not the Russians.

It's not the A.Q. Khan network of Pakistan.


IT'S THIS BOOK!You know, I never trusted that bastard Dagwood. All that snoozing and eating giant sandwiches seemed mighty suspicious to me.

1 comment:

Damian G. said...

The NYT stole your scoop and replaced "Dagwood" with "Iraq."