Shameless Google Whoring...

A
PERSONAL
MESSAGE
BY
REMULAK MOXARGON

(Ruler of the Known Universe)

Greetings puny Earthlings. It's come to my attention that this blog gets a lot of visitors via the Google search engine. And that a lot of these visitors aren't looking for anything remotely connected to our alien brand of brilliant political commentary.

So, I've decided to bloat up our visitor stats with this little phenomena by creating a post of popular search terms that you Earthlings really should be ashamed of.

So here goes nothing.

AMERICAN IDOL
SIMON COWELL
PAULA ABDUL
RANDY WHATSHISNAME
SANJAYA CAN'T SING
NAKED PICS
LINDSAY LOHAN
PARIS HILTON
LINDSAY WAGNER
BRITNEY SPEARS
ANNA NICOLE SMITH
(if you feel cheated by finding this site, boo-sucks to you, ya perv)
FAMOUS IDIOTS
ROSIE O'DONNELL
DON IMUS
AL SHARPTON
HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP
SNEAK PEAK PICS
IRON MAN
STAR TREK
INDY 4
JAMES BOND
BIG STAR FOUND
-DRUNK
-STONED

Now I'll just sit back and let the poor misguided fools drop in like the salivating dogs that they are.