...I gotta know a few things.SOME WORDS OF ADVICE
FROM
REMULAK MOXARGON
FROM
REMULAK MOXARGON
(The Original Big Blue)
1. Never play pool against someone with a name that describes their weight and the place they come from.
2. If someone from the same ethnic group as you commits a terrible crime, do not make an appeal for Americans to not blame the entire ethnic group for it. 99.9% of Americans are well aware of the concept of the lone nut-job, and talking like CAIR does not help anyone, especially you.
3. Timetables in wartime only embolden your enemy.
4. Never play poker with a guy named 'Lucky.'
5. Armed societies are polite societies.
6. Pointless political gestures are just that: pointless.
7. If it sounds too good to be true, and I ain't involved, it ain't good at all.
8. If someone says that he is out to get you, he probably is.
9. Happiness is a warm plasma cannon.
10. If you think you can 'fix' someone, you're wrong.
2. If someone from the same ethnic group as you commits a terrible crime, do not make an appeal for Americans to not blame the entire ethnic group for it. 99.9% of Americans are well aware of the concept of the lone nut-job, and talking like CAIR does not help anyone, especially you.
3. Timetables in wartime only embolden your enemy.
4. Never play poker with a guy named 'Lucky.'
5. Armed societies are polite societies.
6. Pointless political gestures are just that: pointless.
7. If it sounds too good to be true, and I ain't involved, it ain't good at all.
8. If someone says that he is out to get you, he probably is.
9. Happiness is a warm plasma cannon.
10. If you think you can 'fix' someone, you're wrong.
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