A True Crime Story...

Okay, here's the story.

A prisoner doing time for parole violation in Utah is taken to a medical appointment outside prison. While on the outside he overpowers the guard, takes the guard's gun, and kills the guard.

Now he's looking at 1st Degree Murder.

He goes on the run, but is quickly caught.

Because he looks like...


Way to blend in with the crowd in Utah you moron.

This is a perfect case for the death penalty, he's too dumb to be allowed to live. He thinks killing a guard and going on the run while looking like a rejected circus freak makes himself a grat criminal mastermind.

I have one word for it... idiocy.


RT said...

He could've dyed his hair or something; that would've helped. NOT!

Redneck Chris said...

He should have run to San Francisco. He would fit right in amongst the freakshows on feet there!

Let's be real though, covered in tatoos usually screams "I done ain't too bright". Ditto the fact that "Skin Head" is something he's proud of. Jeesh, my cat has buried things in it's litter box smarter than that.

Sekhmet said...

That's more hilarious than the real-life Beavis