6.22.2007

Use Your Words....

United Press International (AKA UPI) has decided that 9/11 was not a terrorist attack. (h/t Jawa)
NEW YORK, June 21 (UPI) -- The number of FBI prosecutions for non-terror prosecutions have fallen since the guerrilla attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, federal data shows.
As my pal TekTak would say: Oy gevalt!

What the hell were they smoking down at UPI when they lost the basic cognitive skill need to tell a terrorist attack from a guerrilla action?

I think it's time we poach one of our token Earthling's ideas and present a dictionary that people can use to figure out your funny muddle of a world you call Earth.

UNABASHED POLITICAL DICTIONARY

RADICAL- (Noun) Someone who calls for the fall of a government or a social system but does not call for violence and does not actually do anything beyond some petty vandalism and a lot of whining.

MILITANT- (Noun) Someone who calls for violence to bring about the fall of a government or social system, but doesn't have the stones to act on their words.

GUERILLA- (Noun) Member of an informal army that uses hit and run tactics against hostile military targets and generally stays within the bounds of the Geneva Convention on the rules of war and tries to avoid civilian casualties.

TERRORIST- (Noun) Person who believes in killing as many people (preferably civilians) as possible to force their belief systems on everyone else. Don't care about the Geneva Convention, or human and constitutional rights, unless they're captured by a democracy, then they cry like a little girl. The belief system that they are planning to impose on the world is usually an impossible pipe dream blending Utopian nonsense with a love of death and destruction.

DOUCHEBAG- (Noun) A member of the mainstream media that is unable to tell radicals, militants, guerrillas, and terrorists apart because they are deranged by a hatred of Republicans.

I hope this helps, and if you have your own definitions drop them in the PLEAS section.

Keep watching the skies, because we're watching you.

5 comments:

RT said...

Oy vey! I'd say that I can't believe the language used, but then again, in their little minds there are no such things as terrorists, unless of course they are placing the term on our own government and military.

UPI=Undeniably Putrid and Idiotic

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Wyatt Earp said...

Guerrilla attacks? Were they swinging from vines and throwing feces?

Oh, never mind.

Damned dirty apes!

Anonymous said...

You can't spell stupid without UPI.

Yea, it's old, but sadly still true.