I've Been Memed!

RT the Public Ponderer has slapped the group with one of those silly blog memes.

As the leader, I'll go first.

The rules say:
1. Post the rules for the meme at the beginning of your post.
2. This meme consists of the blogger listing eight random facts/habits about themselves.
3. People who are tagged in this post are to write their own post listing their own eight random items and list the rules.
4. At the end of the post/meme, list the folks you are tagging and leave them notice of such in their comments.
8 Things About Remulak MoxArgon

8. I enjoy barbecue. Whether it's a set of ribs, or a planet, it's all good.

7. As a child accompanying my father Herbulax MoxArgon on an expedition to Earth, I was bitten by a baby seal. Which is why I hate the little sea rats.

6. I can make people's underwear ride up with the power of my mind. It's not so much a psychic ability, but a nasty party trick.

5. I can field strip, clean, & reassemble an Flokian Variable Plasma Rifle while blindfolded in five seconds. That's one of my cooler party tricks.

4. I have an allergy to matter transporters. Turns my skin pink.

3. It's very hard to find hats in my size.

2. I'm a damn good cook.

1. People think I'm a womanizer, but I prefer to think of myself as a 'romantic at heart.'

I'll get the others to put their posts up, as soon as I can get them off their lazy butts.

And I hereby tag Wyatt Earp, Damian G., & Rogue.


Anonymous said...

Ok, I read the other ones first. How the hell did you come up with all of that so quick?

You are damn good at that.

RT said...

Awesome! Thank you!

Anonymous said...

How does your kind deal with Dragons? It appears we have a similar methodologies for dealing with our foes except we dragons usually eat ours after they are slain. We consider this to be an environmentally friendly course of action which is a natural carbon offset to the burning of the countryside and villages. The environmental weenies consider the elimination of the humans, dwarfs, and elves etc.. to be an overall net benefit to the equation and they are one of our biggest supporters. I once ate a particularly troublesome orc that looked like yourself. Perhaps this was some stranded relative of yours? Has any of the family gone missing near middle earth?
smaug the terrible

Wyatt Earp said...

Bastard. Mine will be posted this afternoon.

Remulak MoxArgon said...

To answer Smaug the Terrible

We haven't had dragons in our parts for a long time.

Despite their fearsome appearance, we just think dragons are just too damn tasty. Especially with a little tandoori BBQ rub. If you don't mind leaving your address I'd be glad to send some chefs-- I mean: experts to discuss the matter further.

To Wyatt Earp.

Yes, I am a bastard. But I didn't start it.

Anonymous said...

Dear Remi,

Please send your hor'dour--I mean: experts to (please in quantities no less than 30)

Throne/Treasure Hoard Room
1 Kingdom Under The Mountain Place
(formerly The Dwarf-kingdom of Erebor)
Lonely Mountain
Year 2900
Planet of Middle Earth
Universe or Arda

Please be advised that your technologies will not function in this magical realm. Therefore you or your representatives will be subject to more mystical/physical laws. If your-ahem-experts would be so kind as to bring some of this tandoori BBQ rub i would really like to try it in a recipe I have.
(BTW keep up the good work this blog is a scream! You would benefit from upgrading the interface to something better.)