8 THINGS ABOUT TEKTAK F. MECHANOID
8. I used to be a child actor on my home planet. My first job was as the "Happy Kid" in a commercial for breakfast cereal. I had to do fifty takes of me eating an entire bowl of cereal.
7. I haven't eaten cereal since.
6. I enjoy restoring classic shuttles and small spacecraft.
5. 60% of my parts are artificial.
4. I can't really swim, I just sink to the bottom.
3. I can juggle six plasma grenades without dropping them. Practicing that skill is why I'm 60% artificial parts.
2. When I use my infrared scanner, I can see where people are going to get zits, before they get zits.
1. As a child sitcom star I recorded an album. Remulak destroyed all copies as an act of mercy to the universe.