8.19.2007

News of the Earth #8: British Bastard Castration Edition

First a story about nutless Brits...

-The BBC, which can't ban people from its forums for offending Muslims fast enough, took their sweet time deleting a comment that referred to Jesus Christ as a "bastard." The BBC denied that there's a 'double standard' when it comes to allowing any self-proclaimed streetcorner theologian to hurl rude slanders against Christians and Jews while at the same time it directly bans any serious and polite discussion about the state of Islam. Of course there isn't a double standard, Christians and Jews don't normally slit throats or bomb buildings when offended. They just change the channel, which is apparently happening a lot to the BBC these days.

Hell, when British actors are emigrating to work in American TV because the "standards of quality" are higher, the BBC is in real trouble.

And now a story about other British Bastards...

-Apparently a lot of people in Britain are worried about the rise of drunken, violent "yob culture" which is causing a massive spike in violent crime in the UK.

Well here's a solution from back in the days when the BBC had a pair...




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UPDATE: In keeping with it's dhimmi traditions, the BBC medical drama CASUALTY, dropped a storyline about Islamic Extremist setting off a bomb, for fear of offending Muslims with something called REALITY.

2 comments:

RT said...

Get out the weed whacker!

There is also a huge problem with discrimination against redheads (gingers as they call it). They are British! There are going to be redheads!

Wyatt Earp said...

Britain is fast becoming the new Saudi Arabia. We better watch our backs.