Hello Mr. & Mrs. Blogosphere and all her blogs in Cyberspace.Vox Poplar here, let's go to press.
DATELINE- WASHINGTON: Hillary Clinton made a bold stand for feminism after her rivals for the Democratic Presidential nomination ganged up on her at an MSNBC debate. She told them to stop picking on her because she's a girl, or she'd cry. She also demanded $80 million in campaign contributions or she'd cry. When I asked her biggest contributor about this, the Communist Party of Red China said "No comment."
DATELINE- IRAQ: Casualties and violence continue to decline rapidly in Iraq. In the spirit of the mainstream media, I will now ignore it and report on the antics of Britney Spears as if it mattered.
DATELINE- HOLLYWOOD: The Teamsters announced that they will not work during the Hollywood writer's strike. No one in Hollywood noticed.
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Hillary's biggest contributors? Eight year-old kids! Who knew paper routes and lemonade stands paid so well.
All too true.
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