Greetings puny Earthlings.
A few days ago we promised an interview with Barack Obama. We got the hyperwave transmitter set up, connected it to his cell phone, and we recorded the interview.
Then I made a mistake.
I let Snotglob do the final mix.
Despite Snotglob's many deficiencies, hearing isn't one of them. In fact Snotglob's hearing is freakishly sharp.
Which is why he mixed the interview in the infrasound range. Not only can Earthlings not hear it, it will also make them defecate in their pyjamas.
So, we're going back to the mixing board to fix it and hope to have it sometime in the next week. Until then we'll do our usual crap.
Keep watching the skies, because we're watching you.