I just landed an exclusive scoop, a genuine "Action Alert" from the Obama Campaign to Obama supporters.
A MESSAGE FROM THE
BARACK OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT CAMPAIGN
TO HIS LOYAL AND OBEDIENT MINIONS
(ALL HAIL THE ONE)
The following things are hereby declared to be RACIST...
1. Bringing up that all of The One's friends, mentors, and associates are racists, violent radicals, and corrupt felons is RACIST.
2. Mentioning that The One didn't produce any work of legal scholarship while president of the Harvard Law Review is RACIST.
3. Mentioning The One's term on the Chicago Annenberg Challenge produced nothing but cash for radical left-wing causes while doing nothing for Chicago's schools is RACIST.
4. Mentioning The One's lack of experience in anything remotely affective is RACIST.
5. Bringing up The One's connections to ACORN as an attorney and organizer is RACIST.
6. Complaining about The One's use of the race card to shame people into voting for him is RACIST.
7. Mentioning The One's lack of knowledge and experience with the world outside academia and politics is RACIST.
8. Voting for McCain or anyone other than The One is RACIST.
9. Mentioning The One's snobbish elitism toward just about all Americans is RACIST.
10. Discussing Joe Biden's frequent verbal gaffes and raging egomania is RACIST.
That is all for now.
1 comment:
It's getting harder to avoid the charge, yes.
You might add 'wearing white' like Sarah Palin has done a time or two. That's also racist. White is just like a Klan suit. Senator Byrd got his out of the closet to prove it to the Obamaheads.
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