Point/Counterpoint- Post Election Post Mortem

TEKTAK- Hello Earthlings, and welcome to another edition of Point-Counterpoint. I'm Tektak F. Mechanoid from the right.

SNOTGLOB- And from the left I'm Snotglob T. Mutant.

TEKTAK- Our first topic is the recent election of Barack Obama, the first African-American President of the United States.

SNOTGLOB- All hail the Glorious Obama! Bringer of Light! Lowerer of Oceans! Who bring a Golden Age of Peace & Love, where all diseases will be cured, and all poverty ended!

TEKTAK- Snotglob you ignorant hermaphrodite slut! You can't go around worshipping a politician!

SNOTGLOB- What's wrong with worshipping the very ground that is blessed by the presence of his esteemed greatness?

TEKTAK- Because you're putting too much into someone who is essentially an ordinary mortal Earthling. He has no supernatural powers, and charm can only take you so far, no matter what he does, he can only disappoint his followers.

SNOTGLOB- BLASPHEMER! You have slandered the sacred and holy name of the Great Obama!

TEKTAK- You see my point. Not even MoxArgon, who has a robust ego of his own, doesn't allow worship on the level of Barack Obama, and MoxArgon can make someone's skin fall off with just the power of his mind. Obama can't even hire a chief of staff who isn't up to his neck in the Clinton administration and the Fannie Mae debacle. MoxArgon is right, too many people own too many pieces of his ass, and he can't please all of the people all of the time and still be a leader.

SNOTGLOB- HERESY! You speak heresy!

TEKTAK- Now the media will let him ride, come on Chris Matthews announced that it was his job as a journalist to help Obama succeed. This is the same man who saw it as his job to help America fail AT A WAR because he didn't like the political party of the president.

SNOTGLOB- What's wrong with that?

TEKTAK- Journalism on Earth is dead.

SNOTGLOB- Europeans like Obama a lot.

TEKTAK- The Europeans like him because he's far away in America and while they love to condemn America as racist, they know that they would never vote for anyone who isn't pure lily-white. They still have de-facto segregation on a scale that would make Bull Connor blush. Let's call it a day, say goodbye Snotglob.

SNOTGLOB- Goodbye Snotglob.

TEKTAK- Goodbye.

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