1.22.2009

Douchebags of the Week!

Greetings puny Earthlings. Sorry for the slow posting, but I have an Empire to run, so here's a quick wrap up of the DOUCHEBAGS OF THE WEEK!

THE DUTCH COURTS: For tossing away the right of free speech to appease the unappeasable Islamofascists by charging Geet Wilders with hate speech for broadcasting the speeches of Islamic fascists. Here's a little lesson about appeasement: IT NEVER WORKS!!! How about prosecuting the imams telling people to kill others. That's a real hate crime.

GEORGE W. BUSH: For not delivering the pardons that men like Scooter Libby and Ramos and Compean deserve (They only got commutations, not pardons). For shame Mr. Bush, you went from being a paragon of moral courage to a frigging jellyfish. Just because Clinton turned the pardon system into a whore-fest doesn't mean you can't pardon those who deserve it.

HAMAS: For doing nothing but create misery for their own people and those around them.

PALESTINIANS: For allowing Hamas to do nothing but create misery and doing it happily.

THE UNITED NATIONS: For taking the word of a fascist terrorist group over a sovereign democratic nation.

THE WESTERN MEDIA: For doing the same thing as the United Nations.


Remember, if you are on this list than...

Keep watching the skies because we're watching you.

1 comment:

Wyatt Earp said...

You would think a country that spends its time with fingers in dykes would be a little more open to opposing viewpoints. I guess Geet doesn't fall under their list. Shameful.