I can't believe it's been so long since we've done a "Douchebags of the Week" what with all the douchebaggery going on and all, but it is better late than never.
1. SEN. ARLEN SPECTER- There's no whore like an old whore, and you'd be hard pressed to find any whore older than Arlen Specter, the former Republican In Name Only, acted like the rat he is and leaped across the aisle to the Democrats. But like the syphillis you contract from an old whore, that's just the beginning, take a look at this recent interview clip (ht-Hot Air)...
That's right, Jack Kemp's recent passing is all Bush's fault. Sure it's not true, and that Republicans increased cancer research funding in the billions, but that's not going to stop Specter from saying it. Remember, he's a Democrat now, and no one in the media will challenge whatever he says, no matter how much it reeks like opportunistic bullshit.
2. PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA- 100 days in office, 100 days of douchebaggery. First the massive explosion in debt that even the Democratic Party's Red Chinese masters are unwilling to buy. The giving of the bonuses to his AIG supporters, then using them as a political punching bag to distract the press from the fact that his foreign policy has less testicular fortitude than a chorus of castrati, and that his administration is just the Chicago political machine writ large. The bowing, the scraping, the apologizing for America's existence. The rampaging ego that honestly believes that he is the be all and end all of history.
And most recently, his threats to sic his obedient lickspittles in the Washington Press Corps on disobedient Chrysler execs. I don't doubt for a minute that it's true, it's definitely one of his tactics, and the MSM are quite happy to do their messiah's bidding. In fact the only move he made that showed any intelligence, foresight, and cojones was plopping Joe Biden in the Veep seat. Having a VP that's one IQ point from having to wear a helment 24/7 is probably the best insurance he can get.
3. JANET NAPOLITANO- Just look at her recent record of blaming Canada, veterans, taxpayers and Christians for violence while ignoring the people who actually do the violence to promulgate their violent ideology.
4. JOHN EDWARDS- The pretty pony of the Democratic Party is going to be investigated for using campaign cash to pay off his mistress. Well he should be. I pay for my mistresses and bastard spawn out of my own damn pocket, so why shouldn't he? ---Ooooh, I'm channeling John Edwards' illegitimate child, and the kid's saying: "Damn daddy, you are one cheap chiseling tool!"
5. TIMOTHY GEITHNER- The Treasury Secretary never met a mistake he didn't feel like doing over, again and again, and again.
So remember, if you find yourself on this list then...
Keep watching the skies, because we're watching you.
1. SEN. ARLEN SPECTER- There's no whore like an old whore, and you'd be hard pressed to find any whore older than Arlen Specter, the former Republican In Name Only, acted like the rat he is and leaped across the aisle to the Democrats. But like the syphillis you contract from an old whore, that's just the beginning, take a look at this recent interview clip (ht-Hot Air)...
That's right, Jack Kemp's recent passing is all Bush's fault. Sure it's not true, and that Republicans increased cancer research funding in the billions, but that's not going to stop Specter from saying it. Remember, he's a Democrat now, and no one in the media will challenge whatever he says, no matter how much it reeks like opportunistic bullshit.
2. PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA- 100 days in office, 100 days of douchebaggery. First the massive explosion in debt that even the Democratic Party's Red Chinese masters are unwilling to buy. The giving of the bonuses to his AIG supporters, then using them as a political punching bag to distract the press from the fact that his foreign policy has less testicular fortitude than a chorus of castrati, and that his administration is just the Chicago political machine writ large. The bowing, the scraping, the apologizing for America's existence. The rampaging ego that honestly believes that he is the be all and end all of history.
And most recently, his threats to sic his obedient lickspittles in the Washington Press Corps on disobedient Chrysler execs. I don't doubt for a minute that it's true, it's definitely one of his tactics, and the MSM are quite happy to do their messiah's bidding. In fact the only move he made that showed any intelligence, foresight, and cojones was plopping Joe Biden in the Veep seat. Having a VP that's one IQ point from having to wear a helment 24/7 is probably the best insurance he can get.
3. JANET NAPOLITANO- Just look at her recent record of blaming Canada, veterans, taxpayers and Christians for violence while ignoring the people who actually do the violence to promulgate their violent ideology.
4. JOHN EDWARDS- The pretty pony of the Democratic Party is going to be investigated for using campaign cash to pay off his mistress. Well he should be. I pay for my mistresses and bastard spawn out of my own damn pocket, so why shouldn't he? ---Ooooh, I'm channeling John Edwards' illegitimate child, and the kid's saying: "Damn daddy, you are one cheap chiseling tool!"
5. TIMOTHY GEITHNER- The Treasury Secretary never met a mistake he didn't feel like doing over, again and again, and again.
So remember, if you find yourself on this list then...
Keep watching the skies, because we're watching you.
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