9.20.2009

Let Me Explain Something....

Greetings puny Earthlings, Xran is on his honeymoon, again, and will be busy in divorce court for most of next week, so I thought I'd take a crack at explaining something, namely...

THE DANISH "KNOCKED UP" TOURISM AD

Folks are shitting kittens about this ad...



For those who don't want to watch the video, it's basically a woman and her baby, looking for the tourist who fathered said baby.

It's not an ad for helping single mothers, it's an ad for Danish Tourism.

Folks are freaking, they're saying it portrays Denmark as a den of inequity and fatherless children being born to blue eyed blond mothers with cheekbones that could cut glass.

That's what they want you to think.


You see, I've actually been to Denmark, and let me tell you their dirty little secret. Everyone there is a blue eyed blond with cheekbones that could cut glass. If you like variety, you're not going to get it in Denmark. Even the Danes are getting a little creeped out by their whole "Village of the Damned" aesthetic. Face it, how do you look for a lover among a crowd that all looks related?

They're looking for a little extra seasoning for their genetic soup. They tried it with immigrants from the Middle East, but they're not biting. Lord knows why, so the Danes are hoping to lure in male tourists to swipe some of their precious and genetically diverse baby batter.

So don't be offended, they're just trying to boost their gene pool.

So keep watching the skies, because we're watching you, and if any blue Danes with big heads start showing up, be nice to them.

2 comments:

Porkchop said...

Damn Lies... id have claimed the kid:)... sure i hadnt made it to Denmark yet... but ive been to Russia a couple times... its pretty close

Anonymous said...

The video has apparently been pulled, if YouTube is to be believed, by the Danes (VisitDenmark). Some folks have no sense of humor!