Al Gore: Poet

Greetings puny Earthlings....

I guess you've heard that Al Gore has now become a poet, regurgitating rhymes to teach you wretched Earthlings about the doom of climate change.


The only doom you have to worry about is the one I decide to dish out on you, but that's for another day. Anyway, we've decided to tackle poetry with poetry and come up with our own verses....

There once was a hack from East Anglia
Whose data was upsetting his ganglia
To make the money flow better
The data went to the shredder
And his ethics got all mangle-ia

Obama went off to Copenhagen
To hand out the climate change bacon
Cap and trade is a curse
That'll make the economy worse
And 2012 will soon be forsaken

Ed Begley gave the fakers a pass
Because they got the vote of their class
They'll rubber stamp a review
For whatever peers spew
And poor Ed's got his head up his ass

What do you think?

Do you have your own. Please submit them in the comments, and the best one will win a special prize, mention in this blog, and THEY WON'T BE ENSLAVED!!

Keep watching the skies, because we're watching you.

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