Hello fellow soldiers in the struggle against the fascist evil state known as America! It's me Howard Zinn, the only man who knows the truth about history!Plus, I know Matt Damon. Doesn't that make me the coolest guy who has ever lived?
Anyway my pal, Matt Damon, has used his celebrity to get the History Channel to broadcast a TV show based on my work exposing the festering shithole otherwise known as the United Fascist States of AmeriKKKa. They're also using it in schools, so a whole generation of children can understand that WW2 was unnecessary because all Hitler wanted was socialism in Europe, and is that so bad?
Now you're probably wondering why a major cable channel would air a "documentary" that basically condemns the most successful democracy in the history of humanity.
Because of my pal, Matt Damon.
He's a movie star, and TV execs love to associate with movie stars. Hell they'd buy film of grass growing if some over-hyped celebrity like Julia Roberts would narrate it.
Well, at least I am seeing my dream coming to fruition. America now has a President that's weaker than a gimpy wimp, this same president is gladly signing away the country's sovereignty to massive global bureaucracies in the name of things that don't even exist, like Man Made Climate Change. He's crippling the economy, neutering the military, giving corrupt trade unions unimaginable power, and making everyone in America dependent on the state for everything from mortgages to medical care.
It's enough to make me weep with joy.
As long as he doesn't raise my taxes.
Then I'll have to stash my cash overseas like a common Kennedy.
Anyway.
I know Matt Damon.
2 comments:
Your Imperial Intergalactic Majesty, Ruler of the Known Universe:
I don't know which of them to beg you to blast first.
Please do it soon.
Your humble and obedient servant,
My letter to the history channel:
It makes me sad that the History Channel, one of my favorite things to watch peddle Howard Zinn as anything but revisionist history... i like a few things Zinn writes but it is nothing but a leftist view of the world as opposed to any unbiased view of history and Zinn freely admits this... what makes me more sad though is that you suggest Zinn and "The People Speak" for high school and college classrooms... i think kids should read everything they get their hands on... but when are you going to suggest the opposite of Zinn's history to the classroom so kids get a balance?
or is it only because he knows Matt Damon?
here are some more thoughts on your "the People Speak" program
http://moxargongroup.blogspot.com/2009/12/people-do-speak-through-me.html
(From the point of view of Howard Zinn)
Hello fellow soldiers in the struggle against the fascist evil state known as America! It's me Howard Zinn, the only man who knows the truth about history!
Plus, I know Matt Damon. Doesn't that make me the coolest guy who has ever lived?
Anyway my pal, Matt Damon, has used his celebrity to get the History Channel to broadcast a TV show based on my work exposing the festering shithole otherwise known as the United Fascist States of AmeriKKKa. They're also using it in schools, so a whole generation of children can understand that WW2 was unnecessary because all Hitler wanted was socialism in Europe, and is that so bad?
Now you're probably wondering why a major cable channel would air a "documentary" that basically condemns the most successful democracy in the history of humanity.
Because of my pal, Matt Damon.
He's a movie star, and TV execs love to associate with movie stars. Hell they'd buy film of grass growing if some over-hyped celebrity like Julia Roberts would narrate it.
Well, at least I am seeing my dream coming to fruition. America now has a President that's weaker than a gimpy wimp, this same president is gladly signing away the country's sovereignty to massive global bureaucracies in the name of things that don't even exist, like Man Made Climate Change. He's crippling the economy, neutering the military, giving corrupt trade unions unimaginable power, and making everyone in America dependent on the state for everything from mortgages to medical care.
It's enough to make me weep with joy.
As long as he doesn't raise my taxes.
Then I'll have to stash my cash overseas like a common Kennedy.
Anyway.
I know Matt Damon.
http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/dbobb/2009/12/13/zinn-inc/#more-278002
http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/dflynn/2009/12/11/howard-zinn-intellectual-moron/
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