TEKTAK- Greetings puny Earthlings. It's Tektak here, still on vacation watch, and I've decided to do something new. I call it FACE 2 FACE WITH TEKTAK. That's where I interview someone that I've
kidnapped invited from your planet. Joining me now is the purest specimen of a creature often discussed by bloggers, called the Moonbat. Welcome Moonbat.
MOONBAT- Sneep. Fascist android pig. Sneep. No blood for androids. Sneep.
TEKTAK- Typical for a moonbat to get it's facts wrong. I'm a cyborg, not an android.
MOONBAT- Sneep. Same difference. Sneep.
TEKTAK- There is a... ah, forget it. Let's move onto the first topic. A lot of your relatives are quite aghast at conservative columnist Anne Coulter for remarks made in her latest book about the "Jersey Girls," what do you think?
MOONBAT- Sneep. Anne Coulter is the devil! Sneep. Widows and parents of dead people are always right. Sneep. Their moral authority is absolute. Sneep.
TEKTAK- Really, so if these "Jersey Girls" went a different course after their husbands died on 9/11 they would still be correct?
MOONBAT- Sneep. Their moral authority is absolute. Sneep.
TEKTAK- Even if this new course happened to be... oh let's be hypothetical, a call for revenge genocide against all Muslims, would they still be correct?
MOONBAT- Sneep. Moonbat no like logic. Sneep. Makes Moonbat's brain hurt. Sneep.
TEKTAK- Okay, what do you think about Ward Churchill's statements that the late husbands of the Jersey Girls were "Little Eichmann's?" I mean isn't that worse than questioning the motives of people who use the deaths of loved ones for political advantage?
MOONBAT- Sneep. Ward Churchill right. Sneep. Jersey Girls right. Sneep. Anne Coulter wrong. Sneep.
TEKTAK- Do you think that Coulter made those statements knowing the loud outrage of your media friends would garner her book millions in free publicity? She does seem to know how to push your buttons, in fact she's made a career out of it.
MOONBAT- Sneep. HADITHA! Sneep. HADITHA! Sneep.
TEKTAK- Okay, let's talk about Haditha. What do you think of the new evidence coming to light that casts doubts on the earlier claims of an American atrocity?
MOONBAT- SNEEP! GITMO! SNEEP! GITMO! SNEEP!
TEKTAK- Now you want to talk about Guantanamo Bay? All right. It appears that the recent triple suicide was part of some grand plan to create pressure on the Americans to close the camp and free admitted terrorists and killers so they can kill again and again. How do you feel about being so obviously manipulated?
MOONBAT- SNEEP! NO BLOOD FOR OIL! SNEEP! NO BLOOD FOR OIL! SNEEP!
TEKTAK- Sheesh. We're not getting very far are we?
MOONBAT- SNEEP! NO BLOOD FOR OIL! SNEEP! NO BLOOD FOR OIL! SNEEP! WORSE THAN HITLER! SNEEP! WORSE THAN HITLER! SNEEP!
TEKTAK- You saw it here folks. The Moonbat is easily manipulated, dim-witted, and prone to repetitive insults and sloganeering. That's all for today, good night and keep watching the skies.