The Leftist Mind: Another Revelation...

Greetings puny Earthlings.

I'd like to take a moment to explain why leftists seem so enamoured with radical Islamic jihad and bend over backwards, or just plain bend over to help it bring down western civilization.

• The leftist believes that an all powerful state is better at running your own life than you are.

• The radical jihadi promises a "perfect" all powerful state that will run every aspect of your life.

• The leftist believes that we should all be "united" behind one leader.

• The radical jihadi believes that we should all be "united" under one leader, preferably an Imam.

• The leftist claims to be the "voice of the common populace."

• The radical jihadi claims to be the "voice of the common populace."

• The leftist holds western civilization and its values in contempt.

• The radical jihadi hates western civilization.

• The leftist believes that he is justified in lying, cheating, and bullying people into accepting his positions because he thinks it's for "the good of the people."

• The jihadi believes that he is justified in lying, cheating, and terrorizing people into accepting his positions because he thinks it's for "the good of the people."

I think that covers a lot of it.

Any suggestions of your own to add to this list?

Keep watching the skies, because we're watching you.

The Leftist Mind: A Revelation...

Greetings puny Earthlings.

I just had a revelation of sorts about Democratic front runner Barack Obama. Specifically it was his repeated assertions that religion was somehow a product of failure on the part of the government.

That's right, religion is not caused by a deep spiritual yearning, or a desire to learn about the universe and beyond, but because the government failed to get you a good job with a dental plan.

Now such assertions tell us nothing about the nature of religious people, but it tells us buckets about how Obama and other leftists like him think.

Forget all the rumours that Obama is some sort of secret Muslim, I am now convinced that they are all bunk. Because Obama is definitely not a Muslim, he is not even a real Christian.

Obama is a State-ist.

That's right. Barack Obama worships the Government.

Not the US government, but the concept of Government.

Barack Obama's deity of choice isn't an infinite and loving God that created the Universe, but a legion of faceless bureaucrats who believe that they know how to run your life better because they are the government.

It's the main reason he sat in that church for 20 years listening to Rev. Wright vomiting out hate like a tainted burrito. He didn't believe anything Wright said, because he doesn't believe in anything outside of getting his hands on power. He attended that church because it pretty much guaranteed him a 99% voting bloc in the heart of Chicago, and that's all.

He looks down on "bitter" small town folks, because they believe in things beyond their own lust for power, like duty, honour, country, and faith.

And I thought Hillary Clinton was bad for that sort of thing.

And this desire for power, to become a "god of government," is the main reason he's running for President now when his resume is thinner than French model. He knows that if he doesn't run now, when his mystique level is high, and knowledge about him is low, then he's screwed. Because the more you get to know him, the less you get to like him.

Keep watching the skies because we're watching you and hope someone other than Obama will screw up, so I can gripe about someone else.

TekTak's Culture Corner: Obama Sings Mellencamp!

I just found Barack Obama's new campaign song, it's designed to appeal to small town voters and goes to the tune of John Mellencamp's "Small Town."

Well I hate folks in a small town
And I live in a big town
Wouldn't be caught dead in a small town
Oh, those bitter racist communities

I have no friends in a small town
They're inbred hicks in a small town
They're so dumb in a small town
But I still want them to vote for me

No education in a small town
Cling to guns & Jesus in a small town
They smell funny in those small towns
And aren't nearly as smooth as me

But I don't care for a small town
All inbred hicks in a small town
Married a Princeton doll and avoided small towns
And she's an elitist just like me

No I cannot forget where it is that I come from
I cannot forget the prep-school who taught me
Yeah, I can look down on folks in this small town
And Democrats will still vote for me

Got nothing to offer a small town
Still elitist enough to say
Look at the dummies in the small town
But my bed is in a large house
Oh, and thats good enough for me

Well I got elected in a big town
But I'd have to work for a living in a small town
Gonna spit on this small town
And Democrats will still vote for me

A Little Correction...

Hi folks, TekTak here.

There's been a lot of talk about this viral video from Mexico City....

Well, I guess it's up to me to explain.

That is not a hoax, and it's not the Millenium Falcon, though there is a resemblance.

It is in fact one of Remulak's shuttles we were taking back to his ship after he, Xran and I went to Charlton Heston's funeral to pay our last respects.

Remulak's the honorary president of the TRA, the Trans-Galactic Rifle Association, and met Charlton Heston at a convention in the 90s where they participated in a panel discussion of Plasma Rifle Safety Education and the Family. Xran was there as spokes-creature for the Soylent Green Corporation, and I actually worked with Chuck Heston, playing Richard Rich to his Thomas More, in a theatrical revival of A Man For All Seasons at the Hyper-Dimensional Theatre Festival on Flokia Prime while I was in college.

Now you're probably wondering why we were buzzing Mexico City, well, Xran wanted to pick some Tequila from some store he knew, and you know how it is, we spent half the day scanning the city, because Xran couldn't remember the address, and then we had a do a brainscan of a local, it was a lot of trouble, but it's pretty good tequila.

But keep watching the skies and all that.

The Cafferty File: You Ignorant Xenophobic Jerks

A
SPECIAL GUEST
COMMENTARY
BY
JACK CAFFERTY
(CNN's House Curmudgeon)

Thanks to folks at the MoxArgon Group for letting me try this whole "blog" thing on for size. Seems like a load of hooey to me, but what the hell, I'll try anything once.

I'd like to take a moment to discuss recent statements by our future President and living Messiah Barack Obama, Whose Feces Are An Untrammelled Delight, and how folks are making a big deal out of them.

Now some folks, inbred, ignorant, racist Christian fundamentalist fascist hicks mostly are acting all insulted that Barack Obama, Whose Every Pimple Is a Pustule of Holiness, said that they cling to religion, guns, and xenophobia because they're poor and ignorant.

Well they shouldn't be insulted because Barack Obama, Whose Very Urine Is A Golden Shower of Unity, was merely speaking the truth.

Americans who live in small towns and rural areas, or as I call them, the Armpit of the Nation, lack the... what's the correct word?.... Intelligence. Small town people lack the intelligence to get out of the intellectual wastelands of Flyover Country and live in places where real intelligent and decent people live, like New York City, or Hollywood.

So do the smart thing like me America, put away your racism, your stupidity, your bitterness, and your discomfort over Barack, Whose Nose Hairs Are The Threads of Heaven, Obama's utter lack of achievement outside of self-promotion and self-enrichment.

And watch more CNN, where you can get the unvarnished truth from real journalists like me, instead of these crackpot bloggers.

Now go away, you bother me, and I'm late for my Metamucil.

The Always Entertaining and Intelligent Mark Steyn...

Watch this video.... (h/t Jawa)

Douchebags of the Week...

Greetings puny Earthlings.

Sorry for the really late entry but sometimes the level of douchebaggery just gets to be too much.

But here's the latest.

BARACK OBAMA- For showing that at any time he goes off script he's going to say something like this:

And they fell through the Clinton administration, and the Bush administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are gonna regenerate and they have not. And it’s not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.

Yes, it takes a uniter like Barack Obama to show that urban snobbery isn't just for white people anymore.

And let's not forget his constant and blatant lying about John McCain's "100 years" statement.

BILL CLINTON- For lying about Hillary's lie about Tuzla, and for just being Bill.

CONGRESSIONAL DEMOCRATS- For fighting the Colombia Free Trade deal and by shamelessly claiming that it's for the good of Colombia's Labour Unions, even though it's supported by Colombia's labour unions! Shameless political whores. And let's not forget the whiny grandstanding during the Petraeus / Crocker Iraq testimony. Here's a change of pace, try doing something positive for a change.

HILLARY CLINTON- For joining in the Colombia stomp-fest while employing one of their key lobbyists, and for firing that lobbyist to maintain her lefty bona-fides. Then there's the lying, the cheating, the stiffing people of their money, etc., etc...

ALICIA KEYS- Pretty girl, too bad she's a CONSPIRACY NUT, because that's a major turn-off. Apparently she thinks that "gangsta rap" is a conspiracy to make black men shoot each other. If that was the plan, why do so many white suburban kids walk around with their pants down past their ass? And that's not the only thing. It's probably the most racist thing I've heard in a long time. She basically says that white people are evil, and that black people have no self-control. If that's not racist on just about every level, I don't know what is.

THE AIRLINE INDUSTRY- For being so poorly managed that the entire industry has just about collapsed. Bravo, an Ivy league education is definitely not a guarantee of intelligence.

JIMMY CARTER- For going on yet another "hug-a-fascist" tour to legitimize the mass murdering psychopaths of Hamas. Stick with growing peanuts Jimmy, otherwise you are a waste of history.

ROBERT MUGABE- For destroying the once prosperous nation of Zimbabwe, and for not doing the right thing and putting himself in front of a hungry lion.

JAY ROCKEFELLER- For insulting all American military personnel with his cheap shot at John McCain. The family that once brought the world Standard Oil, now seems to produce Substandard Intelligence.

AL FRANKEN- Not only for being not funny, but for not paying the Worker's Comp insurance for his employees for 3 years. Nothing says compassion than allowing one's employees to be plunged into poverty if they had a work-place accident.

If you're on this list, remember this important message--

And keep watching the skies because we're watching you.

The Leftist Mind: Jay Rockefeller's Big Mouth & Small Brain

Democratic Senator Jay Rockefeller recently said this to a newspaper during a seizure of openess:

“McCain was a fighter pilot, who dropped laser-guided missiles from 35,000 feet. He was long gone when they hit. What happened when they [the missiles] get to the ground? He doesn’t know. You have to care about the lives of people. McCain never gets into those issues.”

Okay, let's cast our shrewd analytical minds on that statement and what it means when it comes to understanding that odorous snake-pit called The Leftist Mind.

You see the Leftist Mindset is essentially fascist.

The Leftist views democracy as a waste of time and resources that are better managed by an absolutist state comprised of a socio-political elite.

Anyone who risks their life and limb to defend that democracy does not deserve to belong to this socio-political elite and must be cast out into the outer darkness.

However, the average American tends to think highly of people who endure the worst of humanity to defend liberty, so they can't just bar them, that would be politically unwise.

So the tactic the Leftist uses to bar veterans is to smear them as mentally deficient, psychopathic thugs who are prone to violence. Hence you get things like Winter Soldier I & II, the career of John Kerry, comments by Dick Durbin, the over-exposure of the Abu Ghraib debacle, and the exaggeration, if not the complete manufacture, of other "atrocities."

That's why men like Rockefeller are perfectly willing to go to hostile countries and discuss military affairs, endangering the lives of those same soldiers and think that they are somehow morally justified. They are trying to create a utopia where they rule in the name of progress, and if you view certain people with contempt, there's no problem sacrificing them for that utopia.

Keep watching the skies, because we're watching you.

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PS- Check out the sidebar for links to Xran's popular Xran Xplains posts.

An Android Among The Stars #19

Greetings lowly meat-sacks of the planet Earth.

As your ocular sensors can detect, I am still indentured as the "Entertainment Editor" for the MoxArgon Group.

However, I am android, and I consider bitterness illogical, no matter how rational the argument for bitterness is.

So here is your latest entertainment news.


1. Overrated movie star George Clooney once again failed to produce at the box office with his movie Leatherheads. Apparently unable to sell a light-PG sports comedy to the American audience. I am calculating the reasons why his films do so poorly, it's a combination of arrogance, ego, entitlement, disdain for the audience, and hypocrisy.

2. Charlton Heston passed away this weekend. MoxArgon, Xran and TekTak are en route to Earth to attend the funeral. They want me to tell you that they consider him one of the last of the true Hollywood legends. Since he had never been involved in a embarrassing scandal or outrageous anti-American gaffe, there has never been a reason for me to discuss him before. That alone makes him an actor worthy of honour.

3. Harvey Weinstein doomed yet another film to failure by deliberately alienating the makers and potential fans of the film Fanboys by cutting out the plot, and replacing it with low-brow sight gags. It sparked threatened boycotts of Weinstein Co. films, but it's not like anyone's been going to Weinstein Co. films anyway.

4. Bill Maher and sitcom director Larry Charles have made a film called Religulous where Maher takes his smug smile around and mocks people's spiritual beliefs. I have a more accurate title for the film, with an accompanying poster.
That is all, end communication!

XRAN XPLAINS: FASCISM

Hello, it's your pal Xran here to simplify the complicated that have been complicated by the simple.
Today I'm taking a bit of a break from my usual format to explain the concept of FASCISM.

Jonah Goldberg, the author of best-seller Liberal Fascism, said in an interview that lately the definition of a fascist is any conservative who is winning an argument against a liberal.

While that tells you how the word is being used today, it doesn't really reflect it's true meaning.

So what is FASCISM?

Fascism is essentially where the people serve the state, instead of the state serving people. It also marks a certain government hostility to individual liberties, and traditional Judeo-Christian values.

It's also a product of THE LEFT!

Yep, that's right, Fascism is a product of so-called "Liberal Progressivism" or to be more specific "Socialism."

BEGAT

FASCISM
Socialism + Nationalism

NAZISM
Socialism + Nationalism + Antisemitism + Paganism + Eugenics

&COMMUNISM
Socialism + Internationalism + Official Atheism

These folks and their ideologies inspired many so-called "Liberal Progressives" like...

MARGARET SANGER
Founder of Planned Parenthood
and
God-mother of the American Eugenics Movement

Renegade Priest
FATHER COUGHLINAnti-American, Anti-Capitalist, Antisemite
whose "Social Justice" Movement
was the prototype of modern "Liberation Theology"

Louisiana Governor
HUEY LONGSocialist, Progressive, Populist, &
Wealth Re-Distributor

&
even
PHILLIP JOHNSON
Modern Architect, Author, and Social Progressive

So if Fascism is a product of Socialism, and therefore a product of The Left, then why are people on The Right slurred as Fascist?

Here's why:JOSEF STALIN
(Communist Dictator of the USSR)

ConsideredNAZISM

&FASCISM

With their blend of

Nationalism & Socialism

As a rival toCOMMUNISM'S
Combo of

Socialism and Internationalism

So he deemed that any socialist movement not blessed by him
was to be propagandized as

RIGHT WING

&

REACTIONARY

And thus we have the cognitive dissonance of the Left.

They demand that the state be supreme over the individual

Which is inherently fascist

And yet they call Conservatives

who believe in individual rights being supreme over the state

Fascists

And they claim that the Republicans are going to turn America fascist because of the PATRIOT ACT

But the Patriot Act has nothing on

Democratic President
WOODROW WILSON

During WWI he supported the
AMERICAN PROTECTIVE LEAGUE
A Semi-Private Vigilante Organisation
not unlike the Fascist Blackshirts or Nazi Brownshirts
Who
Searched Private Property
(without warrants)
Arrested & Detained
(without trial)
and
Generally
Terrorized
Thousands
of
American Citizens
Without legislative or constitutional authority

For either being in a
Trade Union
or
Anti-War / Pacifist Group
or even a
Private Business
that opposed or criticized
Wilson's War-Socialism policies

I hope this explains this all for you.

Keep watching the skies and all that.

Eat Me.

A
SPECIAL
GUEST
COMMENTARY
BY
TED
TURNER
(founder of CNN & inventor of the mood swing)

Hi y'all.

Ted Turner here to set y'all straight about the future of this here mankind, there's a crisis.

You see, them there science folks with their doo-dads and gew-gaws say that the entire planet's gonna burn from the Global Warming by 2015, and then the crops aren't going to grow no more, and we're all gonna starve.

I know that sounds shockin' but I reckon it's true if Al Gore says so.

But luckily, Earth's other problem, too many people, is gonna solve that food situation.

Yep, that's right, I'm talking about cannibalism, the way of the future.

I've already been preparing, grabbing and killing folks and eating their carcasses. Basically to find out what kind of folks I like and how best to prepare them.

Of all the folks I've eaten so far, the Jesus freaks that I snatch from church parking lots around Atlanta are pretty good eating. Meaty, tender, with nice marbling, and a nice sweet pork flavour. You can slow roast the legs, arm, and torso on the barbecue, but don't toss the fingers, feet, and heads. There's some good meat there if you're willing to do the work, and can make a delightful stir fry. And don't get me started on all the recipes there are for brains.

But don't just take my word for it. Just buy my new book EAT ME EAT YOU and try some of my recipes yourself. It's available for $19.95 from Turner Books & Stuff. Order now, eat well later. Yee-haw!

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&
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APRIL FOOLS!

You probably figured out the prank when I named Snotglob as your governor. I wouldn't trust that mutant to organize anything. In fact, it was Snotglob who gave the Democrats the idea of using "super-delegates."

You should see the look on your faces...

I can, and I know I had you going.