Recently a blogger named Wyatt Earp hit his 100,000th visitor, which is pretty darn good. Now this blog recently went past the 20,000 visitor mark but it's still a long way from 100,000.
Now Wyatt held a contest where visitor 100,000 won a DVD, which is nice, but since I'm Overlord of the Known Universe, I'm offering something a little more valuable. Click the pic to embiggen and see what you can win. That's right. If you're visitor #100,000 you will NOT be enslaved and forced to toil in the petroleum or mucus mines. So win it, and not tick me off after that, and you might be the last free person on your wretched little planet.
You're gonna need it.
So keep watching the skies, and keep visiting this site, because we're watching you.